bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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