I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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