So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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