I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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