Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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