Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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