I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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