paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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