he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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