I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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