The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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She bit a glass in half.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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