Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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