Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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