Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
