omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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