never play flip cup with pint glasses
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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