you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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