quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It's blow job season.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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