marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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