i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
it's great music for shaving your balls
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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