You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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