Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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