STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
