you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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