Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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