all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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