I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
