...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
