I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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