And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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