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(502): View more from Kentucky

you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...

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(425): View more from Washington

It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."

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(416): View more from Toronto

I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon

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(507): View more from Minnesota

...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I have no recollection of sleep choking you

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun

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(847): View more from Illinois

I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?

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