Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong