You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my being single is dangerous.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.