Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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