What should our trivia night team be named?
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we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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