dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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