Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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