That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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