Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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