turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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