Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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