party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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