after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My feet surprised me
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