It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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