so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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