Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize