How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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