Christians are straight up FREAKS
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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