come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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