hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
id be glad to
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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