Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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