just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I did not marry a roomba.
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