he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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