i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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