But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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