Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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