Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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