Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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