D3 body, D1 cock
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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