covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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