I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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